Say it with sass AND flowers!

Made with love in Canada

Sayings:

Damn It, I Want To Be Retiring
Happy Birthday Dad (From Your Favourite Child)
Happy Birthday Mom (From Your Favourite Child)
Happy Birthday Mom, You Fucking Rock
Holy Shit You Bought A House
I Am So Fucking Proud of You
I Can't Wait To Hug You For An Uncomfortable Amount of Time
I Like Looking At Dumb Stuff On The Internet With You
I Like Your Butt
I Think You're Fucking Magical
I'm Pissed You're Leaving
It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Drunk
Sometimes You're A Pain In The Ass, But I Like You
Sorry I Was Such An Asshole
You Make Me So Fucking Happy
You're Weird But I Love You